Seriously, if the one interesting thing about you is that you play in a band, I’m really sorry to hear that. And as statistics would likely prove, your band mostly likely sucks big schweaty balls. Why is it that all hipsters have to play in some crappy band? On top of that they feel the need to subject others to their crappy music? What did we ever do to you?! Oh, I know, pay our way and contribute to society – yeah I’d be bitter too hipsters. Touche.
p.s. Just because you get a crowd of hipster and your friends who are hipsters to go to your shows doesn’t mean your band is good. It means your friends are lame and their crappy personality and lack of good looks have lead them to your crappy show.
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